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BITCHIN FICTION
For the time being, you can find me here:
http://bitchinfiction.wordpress.com
I'm working on redirecting all my website pages there, but if you come to my blog directly you will not see anything current after this post unless you click on the link above.
Peace, bitches.
School's OUT FOR SUMMER
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weighing in
I have resisted this topic as long as possible.
I'm angry. I'm hurt. I'm furious. And I'm ready to bomb.com the ugliest man on earth.
Read more »Labels: bitchy mcbitchypants, fatchicks, let love rule, mike jeffries, rants, wtf
ketchup.
As in, let's "ketchup"!
Ugh. that was horrible. And now I want fries.
First off, happy belated mother's day to all the moms who don't suck.
Read more »Labels: assholes, gardening, goofy, mother's day, spiders, the compound, you tube
yo. whassup? nothin' much over here
Except for my gross swollen arm from a spider bite.
Stupid spiders. No wonder I hate you so much.
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Good? vibrations...
I must be putting off some kind of weird vibe or pheromone this week. Seriously. The creepers are coming out of the woodwork! And it's not just me...several of my friends have had weird creeper messages, FB inboxes, texts, and experienced generally inappropriate behaviors from strangers.
Read more »Labels: creepy, goofy, weather
in the world of WTF?
Look. I get it. I'm funny. I joke a lot. I'm sexy and awesome and have lots of fun. People dig me.
So, when you friend me on FB and ask me just how "liberal and open are you?" and then proceed to proposition me to "help you and your wife out in the bedroom." I need you to understand that is immediate grounds for a big Facebook Block.
Read more »Labels: assholes, exercise, facebook, I'm funny, wtf
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