Melissa Francis : Bitchin' Fiction!

Friday, January 27, 2012
worth watching

Have a great weekend everyone!

Labels: misc.

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Thursday, January 26, 2012
even more.

Yesterday, I discovered a show that is so full of crazy, I seriously think I lost a piece of my soul for watching it.

And I blame Robyn.

Toddlers and Tiaras. WTF is this holy hell of nuttiness? Who does this to children? ON PURPOSE? And how on earth can they think they're not abusive? (They spray tanned a 23 month old AND called her arms fat. Dear Lord.)

Wow. Just. Wow.

And now Jenn is begging me to watch Dance Moms and Mob Wives, too. I just don't know if I'm ready to lose the rest of my soul to that side of reality tv. Save me while there's some good left in me.

And for your open-mouthed viewing "pleasure" I give you Alana-- "A dolla makes me holla, honey-boo-boo!"

Labels: tv, wtf

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Wednesday, January 25, 2012
it's raining crazy

And I'm not just talking about the dumbasses who forget how to drive when water falls from the sky. /rant

Yesterday, I posted my Bachelor Recap for episode 4 on Hey Don't Judge Me. Y'all. Y'ALL. I cannot explain the amount of crazy that pours out of that show. It is seriously awesome. And I'm always left to wonder what the douches and hoes think after they watch themselves..and see the behind the scenes crazy that goes on. I mean, it's truly spectacular. So please, go read and talk to me about it. (This recap even has a clip of the crazy. One in which threats are levied against another ho-testant's eyebrows.)

That's all I have for today. I am going to go suck down more coffee and watch the water pour from the sky...while driver IQs everywhere continue to fall...

Labels: hey don't judge me, The Bachelor, weather, wtf

posted by Mel Francis @ 9:35 AM | | links to this post

Monday, January 23, 2012
are you a Belieber? Tom Brady is...

I have to admit, I had a great time texting my friend the Godfodda pics of Tom Brady and making fun of the Pats. I was team Raven~~claw~~ all the way, and we had mucho fun ribbing each other before the game.

Here's a sample of the fun:

GodFodda: It is going to be awesome tomorrow watching the best QB in history go to another Super Bowl?

Me: Eli?

GF: He can't wear his brother's jock much less Mr. Brady's.

Me:

GF: Now that's funny. Untrue; but funny.

Then I shared a few more photos with him:

Tom Brady is a Belieber!

Tebow and Brady: A Match Made in Heaven

Naturally, when we arrived at the GodFodda's house to watch the game, we were both raring to go. I was decked out in my Purple and Black:

And he was all, "Go Pats."

So when the Ravens blew it in the end (Bless that kicker's heart) the GodFodda brought out some very special Tom Brady champagne to celebrate:

I drank it because it was made from the Tears of Tim Tebow...

Labels: football, friends, fun

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Friday, January 20, 2012
where did the week go?

It's amazing how fast this week has flown by! We got right back into the groove of things with guitar lessons and work, and soccer, and, and, and...yeah. Busy.

My Sweet Baby Mac has been returned to me with a brand new hard drive. She's beautiful and I love her so much. Now I can write comfortably again!

BTW, did you check out this week's Bachelor recap?

We also have SouthLAnd recaps and Glee! is back with a yummy cocktail recipe to go along with a fabulous recap. I don't watch Glee! but I always read Stoney's recaps...because she is witty and her cocktails are yummy.
Did I tell you guys that I showed up to work on Monday only to discover campus was closed. ☚ yeah. I am a dull bulb sometimes. In my defense, I've never worked anywhere that was closed on MLK Day. It was actually a nice surprise to have an unexpected day off...

Apparently there are a lot of people interested in "Love Coupons" as it has been the #1 search term that has been bringing people to my blog. (The 2nd term has been "feet". The intertubes has a foot fetish.) Anyway, I mentioned "love coupons" in a blog last year, and I'm getting tons of traffic this year to that post. Here's a link, maybe it'll help someone out... I believe love coupons are the only coupon allowed on Valentine's Day...If you use a Groupon, I'm totally gonna make fun of you. Openly.

Have a great weekend y'all!

Labels: Glee, hey don't judge me, holidays, Southland, The Bachelor, valentine's day

posted by Mel Francis @ 9:31 AM | | links to this post

Wednesday, January 18, 2012
End Piracy; Not Liberty

https://www.google.com/landing/takeaction/

ETA this awesome explanation of why SOPA and PIPA is bad. Tell your reps to JUST SAY NO.

http://theoatmeal.com/sopa

posted by Mel Francis @ 8:40 AM | | links to this post

Tuesday, January 17, 2012
winner winner chicken dinner

Race day was fantastic! Meet Cal Dela Casa, aka Callie. She is my friends' horse and she finished in a dead heat in the 3rd race. It was amazing to see.

Also, I bet on her, so it was amazing to cash in. Friday was a winning day for me, though I don't really bet enough to win big, I did come home with more money than I left with.

I wore my lucky hat. Well it's lucky now, anyway.

Me and Jenn. Aren't we cute?

Sam was there again! And we both wore red. Kismet.

Me, Dee, and Laura. Ain't we sweet?

In other news, I made sum YUMTASTIC fish tacos on Saturday and some crock pot chicken yesterday that made me wanna slap my momma. (Shhh. don't tell her I said that.)

Today is beautiful, I'm feeling all a-sparkle, and you guys better be twinkling along with me. That's an order.

Labels: being awesome, food, friends, Oaklawn, pimptastic

posted by Mel Francis @ 9:24 AM | | links to this post